Joke of the day...
Once, in a small town, lived a man named Jack.
Everyone in town knew Jack as a very optimistic
person. Jack, whenever placed in a terrible
situation would say, 'It could have been worse.'
Everyone in the town was tired of hearing Jack
say that so one day they decided to to lie to
Jack. They went up to him and said, 'Jack, the
baker Bob found his wife in bed with another man
last night! He shot the man and then himself!
Isn't it terrible???'
Then Jack said, 'Well, yes it's terrible, but it
could've been worse!'
The townspeople said, 'How could THAT possibly
be worse?'
Then Jack replied, 'Well, if it had been the
night before I would've been dead!'
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