@bu-M@hjoob Joookes
****A girl asked her boy friend, "Habibi, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?"
Sure he replied . "What's your phone number?"*****
***** kalb afra7 ******
marra wa7ad ishtra kalb 9aid,fa 6ele3 elkalb b7'af men el6ala2,2u kol ma 9a7boh yo9'rob 3ala 7amameh yrou7 yet7'aba badal ma yrou7 ygeebha.fara7 9a7ebna shaka la9a7boh el2osa,7akaloh 9a7boh ma 3alaik,a36eeni iyyah osbou3 ba7a9'roh afra7 3ashan yba6el y7'af men 9out eltala2.
ba3d osbou3 raja3oh la 9a7boh o 7akaloh kol she tamam.
fa a7'adoh 9a7ebna ygarboh,9'arab 3ala 7amameh,fa badal ma yrou7 ygebha elkalb,9ar yeza3'ret.
<****** Islam 6afeeli ******************
yo7ka ann 6afeelian thahab lyzyarati 3omar ibn il khatab .. fa qal laho .. : ya ameer al mo2meneen , laqad rozeqt bemawlood .. fa sa2al 3omar : ahwa thakar .. fa ajab il 6afeeli laa .. fa qal 3omar : ethan fahia ontha .. fa o3jeb il 6afeeli bethaka2 3omar w a3lan islamo ...
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the doctor took the patient to the room and told him "i have some good news and some bad new for u" the patient said"give me the good news" the doctor replied"they are going to name a desease after u"
*********2 Sudanese! ***********
2 Sudanese were talking and proud to be black!
al sudane al alwwal: al hamdulillaaaaah al hamdulillah.......ehna allah '7alqna beloon aswad.......! 3ala shan yesamou baladna Sudan
al sudnae al thani.........leish mabsoot....3ala shan loonna aswad Ya zool (sudanese word)..2alloh!: te'7ayyal ya zool......law allah '7alqna beloon Abyad....kan shou samou baladna.....Baydan
***** Bloooondies ******
A guy is having a drink in a very dark bar. He leans over to the big woman next to him and asks, "Do you want to hear a funny blonde joke?"
The big woman replies: "Well, before you tell me that joke, you should know something. I'm blonde, six feet tall, 210 pounds, and I'm a professional athlete and bodybuilder."
"Also, the blonde woman sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 220 pounds and is an ex-professional wrestler. And next to her is a blonde who is 6'5", weighs 245 pounds and is a current professional kickboxer."
"Now, do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?"
The guy thinks about it a second and says, "Nah, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times."
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Powered by .. @bu-M@hjoob (The Doctor)
Lou goes to the doctor's office complaining of not feeling well.The doctor runs some test on him and in a few minutes comes backin. The doctor says, "Lou, sit down. I've got some bad news.You don't have much time to live." Lou is obviously upset aboutthis, but asks, "How much longer do I have doc?"he doctor says, "10."Lou says, "10 what? 10 weeks...10 months...10 years?"The doctor replies, "9...8...7..."hahahahah
(( Pooor Baby ))
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**** kamannanna ****
There once was a little boy. He wanted to know who god was. So, he asked his father,"Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"
"Well, I guess he's both." was his father's reply. After a few more minutes of thought, the boy went back to his father. "Daddy, is God black or white?""Well, son,"replied his father,"I guess he's both." The boy then thought a few seconds, and said, "Daddy, is God Michael Jackson?"
*******Lah Lah Lah ********
hada marra wa7ad "in SOME country!", kan saye2 el sayyara be taree2 sa7rawee, fajGatan! (suddenly) , el sayyara e63a66alat, be nos el sa7ra, nezel ysalle7-ha .. 3al fadee.. sarrakh : "ya naaaas... ya 3aaaalam.. sa3doonee!!".. no one is there!..
layyalat el denya... ekta2ab el maskeen.. rakaz 3al sayyara bekol ya2s.. o 7aka la7alo be 9ot wa6ee:effffff.. allah yel3an abu haik balad!.... ejo tnain mokhabarat meskooh!
heheheeh .. ( bay'7a isn't it )
**** talib tawjeehi *****
Fe wa7ad….talib tawjeehi…..metwaqe3 al rosoob fel emtihanat…youm al nata2j..2al laahboh…..shof li al nateejeh.we ettasil 3alay fel beit….iza rasib…bel 3arabi…2ool..Essam.beysallim 3aleek……we eza rasib.bel math..2ool….ahmed beysallim.3aleik..we eza rasib bel english…..2ool….Ghassan beysallim.3aleik…..youm al nata2j..sa7boh etsal fee, we 2alloh……KOL UMMET MOHAMMAED BETSALLIM 3ALAIK!!!!!!
***** Lonely frog *****
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.
His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog is thrilled, "This is great!
"Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.
"No," says the psychic, "in biology class."
******* Why.??? *******
marra wa7ad da'7al 3ala el sjn ..oo 7akamo 3aleeh be 4 sneen sjen ....6l3 be santeen leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh?????
ma'7d fasel seefe
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